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    Default I'm off to see the Wizzard


    Headed to Oxford for my appt today. From what I've heard, the boy is some kind of gall bladder guru. - Spears. Now that they've told me what I've got, it seems 2 out of every 3 people I talk to have had their gall bladder removed.

    I was just thinking, maybe still having my gall bladder is my problem. No wonder I can't catch a fish. If I'm right, I'll be filling the boat in a week's time. That, and I'm hoping my gas mileage will improve too.

    Another thought, Torch, have you had your gall bladder removed? Might explain some of those emergency, high speed, anti-lock brake actuating, blue paper towel using stops you've told us about. I hope not. I almost never have blue paper towels in the truck. Then again, I'm sure there's a TP holder add on for the bumperdumper, so I'm sure it'll work itself out in the end.

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    Good luck WB.
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    Best of luck to you WB....get well and come back and give Cowboy the whoopin that he diserves.
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    When they take it out, tell em you wanna save it. You can find hundreds of uses for a an extra bladder around the house. Heck you could even tie a string on it and put all your fishes in it. I don't think a dr with the name Spears would be to comforting.

    Blue paper moments are not caused by the gall bladder. They are caused by the Piehole and greasy buffets and salad bars.

    That bumper dumper model is the ungreen version. The green version has no bag or bucket. When finished with the green version, you just drive off. You don't bag it up and carry it with ya. What kind of DD would want that in the floorboard in the truck with ya?

    On a more serious note, I hope everything goes well.

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    Ok then, I'm here at the wizzards
    office. Dern, I'm in the wrong racket. Filled out 7 pages of crap including the usual and my wife's name, social security, phone, employer and date of birth. Now what's that got to do with my gall bladder? Oh and I was here 20 minutes early and there's 5 people ahead of me.

    Dern I hate healthcare in this country.

    But it's ok. They got a big candy dish at the front desk. Imagonna clean that sucker out on the way out the door. That'll show em.
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    hes wishin he could have some now....but NOOOO .....mamma said no candy till after dinner!
    Stick yo jig in there!

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    hope all is well, wb.

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    Dont think that is gonna help out to fishin ability at all but anything that you think will, go ahead and try it. Gonna miss ya Saturday, maybe ya can weigh in yo BLATTER, not that it will win anything!
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    Just follow the yellow brick road...:D Do you ever wonder where do all the used up gall bladders go.:D I don,t know where they go but i bet they,re full & hurt,n.:D Tags.

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    He could use it like a backpack to store all his unslung poo in.

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