Giving up Tequila

[C N]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy Tequila with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked..
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my boyfriend and me tonight.'

The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your boyfriend be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and Tequila!!!' :D :p

[majflyboy]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy Tequila with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked..
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my boyfriend and me tonight.'

The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your boyfriend be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and Tequila!!!' :D :p

[frank lawhead]

funny--

[creekslick]

That's a good to start a Saturday on.

[tritonman]

That was pretty darn funny there CN.....can't let the wife see that one tho, might give her even more ideas

[C N]

I hate to shop. I do visit the salon regularly though and we've already discussed Tequila so all is well. :D

["G"]

I don't mind shopping....as long as its at BPS. :D I don't need no dadgummed salon and sure don't need any dadgummed tequila or anything else...I am goofy enough as it is, Lol.

[C N]

I don't mind shopping....as long as its at BPS. :D I don't need no dadgummed salon and sure don't need any dadgummed tequila or anything else...I am goofy enough as it is, Lol.

BPS will do in a pinch, but I prefer Cabelas myself. I'm on a first name basis with them at Cabelas. LOL Please pass the frozen margaritas. Thanks!

[satdoc1]

OK Maj the woman done spoke , were ya payin attention?

[tritonman]

BPS will do in a pinch, but I prefer Cabelas myself. I'm on a first name basis with them at Cabelas. LOL Please pass the frozen margaritas. Thanks!

you to leave them thangs alone and what happens ifn you don't...when you gonna listen to me. We ain't married so it will be ok if you listen to me, only wifes of fellers are not supposed to listen