OLD IS WHEN (just for you SATDOC)

[DonDon]

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'


Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.


'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

[tritonman]

DD needs a meeting to go to, he is bored

[Billbob]

he is going to mark you up

[torch]

DD, he was showing me a brand new knife he bought yesterday, just saying had one notch on it with DON.

[DonDon]

buttttt, just couldn't LOL

[satdoc1]

DD, if yo Vodka tastes different tonight it is cause you just made the mistake and thought it was the toilet. If ya know what I mean, if ya dont I wil call ya and SPLAIN.

[DonDon]

I was just funnin with cha abit. I got that list in an email and I thought of you right off the bat. :D

[satdoc1]

It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature OR Father Time!

[DonDon]

Just trying to keep you on yo toes.

["G"]

DD....you made mine and jimfish's day with this being just for satdoc only. Bwhahaha :D