Reply With QuoteShould of bought a GREEN EGG !!!!:D:D:D
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Holy Smokes or Trial By Fire, if you prefer.
Man, learning from your mistakes is rough business:
1) Check the weather before you pull your steel smoker out to burn it off at lunch. Stewpit rain.
2) Charcoal that is 3 years old is really, really hard to light.
3) An acetylene torch will light 3 year old charcoal if you stay at it long enough.
4) Ever want to fill your PM box? Just mention on C.C you need recipes for smoking meat. Had no idea I was so popular nor that you gewbers take your meat so serious.
5) An 18" firebox and a 16" cooking chamber needs a honkin' bunch of coals to reach 250 degrees.
Wannabe...
Weird, I thought I had arrived when I bought this cooker, but now I realize the journey has just begun. Planning to sacrifice some ribs this week after work if I can get a good forecast.
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
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Should of bought a GREEN EGG !!!!:D:D:D
Slabologist
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And deprive you of the perfect Christmas gift for me this year?
Wannabe...
XL please.
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
Banned
First of all. Anyone with 3 year old charcoal has been eatin out too much and probably don't deserve a nice rig like you just bought.
2nd if a man doesn't take pride in his meat, who will? My meat gets special treatment.
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I repeat this you WILL SACRIFICE MEAT and
not in a good way. Promise ya. Try you some spare ribs sometime and TRY and cook them like you do baby backs. Talk about shoe leather. LOL Spares are better tasting that baby backs and when you learn to trim Spares into Kansas City cuts, you'll have you some fine ribs CHEAP. Ya even have some meat left over to make some good pork stew
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I'm getting you the same thing this year that I got you for last years Christmas !!:DOriginally Posted by Wannabe...
Slabologist
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Be creative Slab, I still haven't found a good place on the mantle for that blank and indignant stare you gave me last year. I will say, it was was priceless though.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.
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Slab, would that be the same thing all of us gave WB last year? A big helpin of GREEF followed by a dose of EXLAX!
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Satdoc I belive that Exlax is a staple on Wannabe's diet and it may be the cause of all the POO slinging.
Wannabe as far as that blank stare I was thinking who is this backwoods gewber of a so called banker that can't read his own writing !!!! :D:D
Slabologist
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Really...A Dr. he is not.Satdoc I belive that Exlax is a staple on Wannabe's diet and it may be the cause of all the POO slinging.
Wannabe as far as that blank stare I was thinking who is this backwoods gewber of a so called banker that can't read his own writing !!!! :D:D
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