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    Default You gotta be kidding me!


    Did all you fellows know that when you finish law school they got a BAR exam that you gotta pass before you can start being a real lawyer? It turns out that this thing ain't cheap neither, and and and they want me to tell them every job I've had since I'm 18...that's 20 stinking years! I couldn't answer that question fully and truthfully if my life depended on it. So....here I sit as I've sat for the past two months....reading and reading and reading.

    I got me a good view of that there Enid lake and I gotta say that despite my experience (or lack thereof) in this crappie fishing business, I am thinking there is way too much water in my lake for this time of year. It seems I was riding my four wheeler in places that are under 10 feet of water right now...okay maybe just 5 feet.

    I'm feared that my crappie holes ain't going to be where I left em at and that when it starts spring raining I'm not going to be able to get across the 32 bridge.

    Good to see all you folks are still hanging around. Oh by the way, anybody got $1500 you want to let me have? I'd ask to borrow it, but I don't like to lie!

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    Good luck on the BAR.
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    Good luck on the exam. Wannabe might let you have a low interest loan. Have you got 4 or 5 1197 HB's that he could hold for collatoral. :D
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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    Good luck on the Bar. I somewhat know how ya feel, I graduate in May w/ a degree in turfgrass mamgt and Im preparing for a restricted use pesticide and aquatic spray license as well as my irrigation auditing license. Seems like its $500 here and $500 there and then out of state tuition and books on top of all these license test fee's
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigcrappiemax View Post
    I don't like to lie!
    You are going to have to get over that if you want to be a lawyer.
    I got 350 heads on a 305 engine.
    I get 6 miles to the gallon.
    I aint got no good intentions.

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bigcrappiemax
    "I don't like to lie!"

    I am with Bigkyd. Learn to love it.

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    Default Sounds tough there Max

    and I darn sure feel it for ya bud. PROMISE ya it'll get better my friend
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    cheap price to pay for all that money you will be making...sux right now, but it will be better

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    Lawyers are like cops....everybody hates em till ya need one!!!
    Stick yo jig in there!

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    Well you guys are alright. I'll be expecting some quality business from this site. With you fellows you should keep me in business!

    Lying is forbidden...stretching the truth however is perfectly acceptable and expected! Don't worry, I'm honing my skills at barely getting by...I hear they are important.

    G-3, I may have to go see WB about that loan. I think I have an old Humminbird 575 that he can hold for collateral...I'm not sure he's going to jump on the opportunity. I have a 1972 Johnson motor that is quasi-operative and he can have that for boot.

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