And I learned something. You ever heard of the hand tosssed, half gainer, double back flip with a half twist with Pepperoni? Me neither, but it was a thing of beauty to behold.

The thing I learned? Well, he got so mad he turned the prettiest shade of red you ever seen. Kind of like this except with more red and with the slightest hint of steam coming from the top. Well, I'm gonna try that shade of red next time I tie some jigs. Looked like they'd catch the heck out of a Crappie.

Scewter...