Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:

[DonDon]

Bigger, Wannabe and DonDon.. As they start their descent, Wannabe slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes the body away, DonDon says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.
Bigger says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
DonDon says, 'Where did you get that beer, Bigger?'
'Wannabe's wife gave it to me,' Bigger replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Bigger says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Wannabe's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff..

[navy_crappie]

'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Wannabe's widow.".

Are you sure she didn't just say "No, I just wannabe!"

[DonDon]

I mean, could you imagine being a woman and being married to Wannabe? All the whinning, sobbing and belly aching going on and that's just to go fishing. LOL Then again IS has her a live in Maid and cook so I guess it balances out

[shughey]

Thats funny right there I don't care who you are.....

Bigger, Wannabe and DonDon.. As they start their descent, Wannabe slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes the body away, DonDon says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.
Bigger says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
DonDon says, 'Where did you get that beer, Bigger?'
'Wannabe's wife gave it to me,' Bigger replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Bigger says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Wannabe's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff..

[tritonman]

that was pretty darn good, BUT, she would probably hate to loose the live in maid that pays his own bills and don't go off spending money on new electronicals