And I'm really going to have to speak to his cellular provider, cause I'm pretty sure this is boarderline harrassement and I quote:

"Closing in on a limit" 2:16 pm

"Mission accomplished" 3:04 pm

"Hot sex tonight? I'm really glad I married you." 3:15 pm

Now, we can glean several disturbing things from this and yet at the same time, serious questions arise.

1) Either Feelay really really likes me, or my number is saved awful close to his wifes.

2) Assuming he intended that last message for his wife, why would he think of me before sending the last one to his wife?

3) Crappie fishing really excites the boy.

4) I don't want to be in the boat with Feelay the next time he fills his limit.

5) Why has Jeepster never mentioned Feelay's exhuberance before?

Wannabe...