I was in Missouri last weekend and we were sitting in a pit swappin stories and telling lies. I looked out the end of the pit and my buddies dog was licking his ----s. I just blurted out "man I wish I could do that". My buddy looks at me and calmly says. "Hell Torch I will hold his head if you want to try".

I will never live it down. We laughed so hard we all had tears in our eyes.