One day years ago while attending a Marriage Weekend, Mr. Jim and his wife, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."


He then addressed the men, 'For instance, can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'


Mr. Jim proudly leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?'


Thus began Mr. Jim's life of celibacy and explains why he has so much time on his hands to fish whenever he wants.

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