> Do you remember?

> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

> a. Superman
> b. Jay Leno
> c. Harry Potter
> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
> kidnapped and massacred by

> a. Olga Corbett
> b. Sitting Bull
> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>
> a. Lost Norwegians
> b. Elvis
> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
> kidnapped in Lebanon by:

> a. John Dillinger
> b. The King of Sweden
> c. The Boy Scouts
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

> a. A pizza delivery boy
> b. Pee Wee Herman
> c. Geraldo Rivera
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
> and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and
> thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

> a. The Smurfs
> b. Davy Jones
> c. The Little Mermaid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
> a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

> a. Captain Kidd
> b. Charles Lindberg
> c. Mother Teresa
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

> a. Scooby Doo
> b. The Tooth Fairy
> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time
by:


> a. Richard Simmons
> b. Grandma Moses
> c. Michael Jordan
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
> were bombed by:

> a. Mr. Rogers
> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild
> Bill's women problems
> c. The World Wrestling Federation
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were
> used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers
> and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US
> Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
passengers.
> Thousands of people were killed by:

> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> c. Mr. Bean
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
against:

> a. Enron
> b. The Lutheran Church
> c. The NFL
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered
by:

> a. Bonnie and Clyde
> b. Captain Kangaroo
> c. Billy Graham
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

> Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify
> profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never
> offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing
> us, airport security screeners will no longer be
> allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct
> random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
> airline pilots with proper identification, secret
> agents who are members of the President's security
> detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
> Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,
> but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
> alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

> Let's send this to as many people as we can so that
> the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys
> along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common
> sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they
> have any such sense. As the writer of the award
> winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid
> is as stupid does."

> Come on people wake up!!! Keep this going. Pass it on
> to eve! ryone in your address book. Our Country and our
> troops need our support.

> And guess who just bombed London...