Reply With QuoteVery good one there Beav. :D Thanks I really needed that good and funny distraction from my post on an educational experience.
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Midlife Crisis
Midlife Crisis
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years
ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...
DO-GOODER EXTRADINAR :p
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Very good one there Beav. :D Thanks I really needed that good and funny distraction from my post on an educational experience.
Last edited by LBM; 11-07-2008 at 12:27 PM.
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Lucky you didn't get hit with a frying pan for that one LOL
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Not older women now they're called cougars.lol
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Dang, that'd be funny if it weren't so true
The car, sofa, tv wouldn't bother me too much, but
I'm pretty sure mine would make sure I couldn't afford
a boat either.
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You must have survived...You're still posting....Good one EB...:D:D:DOriginally Posted by Eager Beaver
USS Intrepid CVS-11 Helicopter Squadron-3 1960-1964
When I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations I have a good day
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My last one didn't make it that long and she did take the boat and sold it for cheap. Can't go through that again so I married a woman that loves boats and fishing as much as I do.
Now I just have to make sure she catches more fish than I do!
Soak em if you got em
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Funny thing happened to me.
Mine loved fishing and boating, till I married her, then did a reversal.
I got to go fishin all by myself or with a buddy now.
Yeah, I love her and she takes good care of me, BUT, ...........
"Teach a man to fish = he can feed himself "
"Teach the world to fish = you won't have any fish left to eat "
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