Never ask how stupid someone is ‘cause they’ll turn around and show you.
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Never ask how stupid someone is ‘cause they’ll turn around and show you.
Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Never drive black cattle in the dark!
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free!
Nothing is ever free
The reason life sometimes seems dull is because we do not perceive the importance and excitement of getting bait.
Henry Van Dyke
P.S. I'm cheating. Years ago someone gave me a book called The Fisherman's Guide to Life by Chriswell Freeman. (Whoever he was/is)
Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
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