How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

Flibberdegibbets.....

Fella could hurt hisself trying to say that 3 times fast

Straighten up and fly right

Any day of the week and twice on Sunday!

That's an old one

Only on days that end in Y

That fella will only lie to you if he is by himself or with somebody

Rather climb a tree to tell a lie as to stand on the ground and tell the truth

Thought I would try to get in on this.

So: I'm a fix'n to

My dad's favorite: he(she) looks like they fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every limb on the way down.

And the tree fell on them at the bottom

"Now yo azz is grass, and I'm the lawn mower".

"If it aint one thing, it's ten". (Dad's favorite)