One of my dad's favorites at the time
You have to be smarter than what you are dealing with
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One of my dad's favorites at the time
You have to be smarter than what you are dealing with
Saint Peter don't call me cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store.
Tennessee Ernest Ford
You could’ve knocked me over with a feather.
That fella ought to be hawh tied and horse whipped
Gonna beat you within an inch of your life. Or 2.54 cm for the metric folks
Dumb as a rock
Hold my beer and watch this
That fella go mad and blowed my hair back
Thought mom was going to box my ears
Get out back and cut me a hickory switch.
Take you out to the woodshed and whup you
I will see your hickory switch and raise you a plum switch. I sure was glad when that tree diedQuote:
Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie