How about a thread for old or unusual sayings

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Originally Posted by up2specks

One of Life's Lessons, DSJ = Be careful of where you travel, what you do, who you meet/hang with = Poisonous elements are always in season!:twocents

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Adversity and discomfort build character :biggrin

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Originally Posted by DockShootinJack

Adversity and discomfort build character :biggrin

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Also builds $$ in your 'Depends/Hanes/BVD' Stock portfolio:Rofl

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Originally Posted by DockShootinJack

Jack you don't need another rod and reel, gun, boat, truck, girlfriend, hobby, dog, fishing tackle.

Credit goes to my wife:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

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Unfortunately, I made the mistake of giving Credit(card) to my wife(ex) too!nonono:biggrin

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Originally Posted by BuckeyeCrappie

My wife says. “Let me know how that works out for you” every time I say I am going to do something emphatically that I KNOW she disapproves of.. .

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I said something similar to my ex-wife many years ago = "Let me know when you'll start to work for me/us!":hatchet::Rofl

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Originally Posted by DockShootinJack

A fool and his money will soon part
A classmate had a shirt that said a fool and his money will soon party. Drove the teachers nuts

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A married man and ALL his things will eventually part!:Rofl Never, Ever, allow you ex to help part your hair with an axe...YOU will definitely soon part!:Rofl

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Self-assessment of an individual's face-value = INFLATION

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Originally Posted by up2specks

I said something similar to my ex-wife many years ago = "Let me know when you'll start to work for me/us!":hatchet::Rofl

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contribute to the “ex” part did ya? :Rofl

“the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry”

You gonna cut bait or fish

Wouldn't harm a hair on your head

Can't fight your way out of a wet paper bag

Beating a dead horse