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    Default To my beer drinking friends


    FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...

    Woman:
    Do you drink beer?
    Man: Yes

    Woman:
    How many beers a day?
    Man:
    Usually about 3

    Woman:
    How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?
    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman:
    So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man:
    Do you drink beer?
    Woman:
    No

    Man:
    Where's your Ferrari???



    Couldn't help myself.

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    ROFL!! That's good!
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    hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!

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    I can't touch that one...............got to justName:  hadenough.gif
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    That was to funny!

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    Was she at least driving a `vette ?

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    Here fishy, fishy, fishy...

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    Haha!!!
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