Sadness in Heaven.

[DockShootinJack]

A man passed and went to heaven, standing at the Pearly Gates Saint Peter tells him here in Heaven we are given transportation according to how good we had been in life. Saint Peter said you have been very good and handed him the keys to the most beautiful car he had ever seen. Three days later the man is parked on the side of the road crying his eyes out in his car when a friend of his sees him. His friend walks over to him and asked what on earth he has to be so sad about, the man replies I just saw my wife riding a skateboard.

[crappiewisdom]

My ex would have been hitch-hiking....

[DockShootinJack]

Sadly to say mine too.

[RetiredRR]

and that's all I can say.

["D"]

Very funny. I would probably get a gulfstream. haha

[Gobob]

Too funny good stuff

[Luvfatslabs]

Very funny