Ten things Grandpa doesn't want to hear from Grandma….

1. You having ANOTHER beer?

2. Put your teeth in?

3. Is your hearing aid on?

4. Come let me get the hair out of your ears.

5. Turn the TV down.

6. Better let me drive, the traffic is heavy.

7. Aren’t 18 holes of golf enough for one day?

8. There's a man at the door who wants to talk about religion. You talk to him; I don't have any makeup on.

9. Your pants are unzipped.

10. Suzie Belle and Buster have broken up, and she and the kids are coming to live with us.