A man received an e-mail message from his neighbor ...

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife ... I am using day and night ... I am using when you not present at home ... In fact, I am using more than you are using ... I confess this because now I feel very much guilty ... Hope you will accept my sincere apologies ..."

So, the man upped and shot his wife ...

A few minutes later, he received yet another message from his neighbor ...

Sorry, sir, "I make spelling mistake ... it's not "wife" but wifi ..."