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    Default Who would you fish with?


    Ron Swanson vs. Dwight Schrute.



    They may be fictional characters, but that doesn’t make the decision any less important. Which one would you rather spend the day kayak fishing with, Ron Swanson or Dwight Schrute? The first is a moustached, Parks Deparment Director; the second is a paper salesman and beet farmer. Both are prepared to survive any situation, from ex-wives to Scranton Stranglers. But how do they stack up as fisherman? 

    Ron Swanson

    Swanson is the type of man’s man who builds his own canoe AND paddle before he goes out fishing. He would catch a fish before you even put a line in the water and then question your masculinity. He would critique your improper casting skills, but it would make you a better fisherman. You could even pick up moustache growing advice at the same time.

    Swanson would also pack plenty of food for the both of you - all of it red meat. Since Swanson doesn’t eat fish, “For sport only, fish meat is practically a vegetable" you'd get to keep the catch.

    http://youtu.be/xFXWQfEx-Jw



    Dwight Schrute

    Schrute is known for his knowledge in martial arts, beet farming, Battlestar Galactica and bears. He has a rather large collection of knives, swords and other interesting weapons "strategically placed" throughout the office at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. He can build a fire and feed himself in the woods without breaking a sweat. He probably learned how to fish while still in diapers while listening to German nursery rhymes. 

    If you brought Schrute along and he liked you, he would tie your knots for you, help you land that trophy and take the blame if you lost a fish. Unless, of course, you're like Jim, in which case, he would throw your rod in the water, dump out your fishing lures and punch a hole in your kayak to teach you disaster preparedness. 

    http://youtu.be/HsP-RPG8Pq8


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    Both. Nut if i had to pick i would say ron Swanson!
    Confidence comes from your mind not your mouth. Gerald Swindle
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    Who's Jim?
    Reaper, Where Fish come to Fry

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    I'd pick Dwight I think he's well rounded and would keep me laughing non stop!

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