Fried chicken

[Cane Pole]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals .......very much.
I do, too; especially chicken and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why,
so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..?

Reminds me of billbob!!!!

[fishingpox]

Must be a southern baptist preachers kid

[DRPEPPER]

Must be a southern baptist preachers kid

Hey!! I resemble that remark!!
DP

[Billbob]

like it

[Ranger R61]

Hey!! I resemble that remark!!
DP

so you like fried chicken

[fishingpox]

I never saw a baptist preacher that didn't like fried chicken

[DRPEPPER]

I be the preacher's kid. I had more fun than the Deacon's kid.
DP

[fishingpox]

You pulled the hierarchy on them?

I be the preacher's kid. I had more fun than the Deacon's kid.
DP

[Cane Pole]

You pulled the hierarchy on them?

Pecking order in a chicken post. Funny.

[Billbob]

lol