Polish Divorce

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Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.





















One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.






The lawyer said that gettin g a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:






Have you any grounds?





Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.






No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?





It made of concrete.






I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?





No, we have carport, and not need one.






I mean what are your relations like?





All my relations still in Poland.






Is there any infidelity in your marriage?





We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.





Does your wife beat you up?





No, I always up before her.



Why do you want this divorce?





She going to kill me.





What makes you think that?





I got proof.






What kind of proof?





She going to poison me.






She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English prett good, and it say;

POLISH REMOVER

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I will be watching for the mutt remover. I are one.
DP

[cschottfish]

Good one!