Pooting in Church

[Cane Pole]

This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.

An elderly couple, Charlie & Jean, were recently attending church services in Midland , TX .

About halfway through the service, Charlie took a pen and paper out of his pocket, wrote
a note and handed it to Jean.

The note said:" I just let out a silent poot, what do you think I should do?"

Jean scribbled back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

[Billbob]

[Blackhawk19]

[Slabyanker]

That's a good one!

[jackie53]

Your not right!!!! cane pole!!! Thats a good one!!!!

[rducks123]

That's funny!!

[roybuoy]

Tom you want do,roflmao

[fishingpox]

True story. One day sitting in church, Mr. Wayne, I can't remember his last name. He is gone now. Anyway, he was holding back a sneeze, he was trying hard not to sneeze, finally it came out and he blew his false teeth from his mouth and hit Miss Faye in the back of her neck. She looked at the false teeth on the floor, turned around and looked at Mr Wayne, grinned, bent down and picked them up and handed them back to him.... By this time I was laughing so hard, I interrupted the preacher , he asked me if I had something if I'd liked to share , I had to leave, left my wide there to expkain

[Billbob]

you are in trouble POX wait till your wife you called he wide

[fishingpox]

I'm not like DonG, what happens in crappie dot com, stays in crappie dot com

you are in trouble POX wait till your wife you called he wide