asking for a raise

[Eager Beaver]

Sir, I would like a raise

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this
prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss: Yes.

Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a
raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to
talk to you first.

Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just
not the right time.

Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current
economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must
also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty
to this company for over a decade.

Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't
want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent
raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and
the Mortgage Company!

hehe EB

[sailfish1]

good one

[Cane Pole]

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[Big H trucking]

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