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    Thumbs up The gynecologist who became a mechanic


    (If you do not get a laugh out of this one, your "laughter" is broken!)

    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
    HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career
    where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a
    mechanic.
    He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
    attended diligently, and learned all he could.

    When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
    prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
    skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
    obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor,
    saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
    result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

    "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
    perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
    back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
    After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
    you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my
    entire career.
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    Another good one CP, your on a roll buddy. hehe EB
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    good one

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    I reckon my "laughter" is just fine....good one!

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    been at the laughtin for 15 min. good one

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    You are on a roll
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    Purty good!
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    Luckily he wasn`t a former proctologist! Gas exhaust for sure! Liked it!

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