2010 Year-endstatistics on airportpat-down screening from the TSA.


Terrorist Plots Discovered............0

Transvestites....................................133
Hernias..............................................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases.........................3,172
Incontinence...................................6,418
Enlarged Prostates........................8,249
Breast Implants............................59,350
Natural Blondes.............................3