My Christmas In July

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Originally Posted by cook

'.........WASN'T THE GREATEST PICK IN THE COW PEN....'

BWHAAAAHAAAA,thats great

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COOK I ALWAYS SEEM TO GET INTO TROUBLE WITH SOME OF MY QUOTES! I FIGURE BEING A COUNTRY BOY I TEND TO COMPAIR 2 AND 4 LEGGED COWS AND HEIFERS JUST ALIKE! BEEN HIT UP THE SIDE OF THE HEAD MORE THAN ONCE COMPAIRING A WOMAN TO A COW! YOU WOULD THINK A GUY THAT HAS BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES WOULD LEARN HIS LESSON. BUT I ALWAYS SEEM TO PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH! HECK I HAVE SEEN SOME WOMEN THAT I WOULD RATHER SPEND A NIGHT WITH ONE OF MY COWS THAN THEM! AND I HAVE BEEN KISSED BY SOME COWS BETTER THAN SOME WOMEN! GRANTED COWS HAVE BAD BREATH BUT THEN SO DO SOME WOMEN! AND AT LEAST SOME OF MY COWS ARE BROKE TO LEAD! I AINT SEEN ANY WOMAN I COULD EVER BREAK TO LEAD!

LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO SPEND THE NIGHT ON THE COUCH! OLD PW58 IS READING THIS POST! OH WELL! DONE IT AGAIN!

ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT TO GET YOUR FIREWORKS! BEEN BUSY AS A ONE ONE LEGGED MAN AT A BUTT KICKIN!

Hope You And Your Family Have A Safe And Happy July 4th! Got To Get Out Of Here This Morning And Get To The Store! We Have Several Custom Packs Put Together For Last Minute Shoppers! Most Are Priced From $7.50 To $100.00. Still Taking Late Custom Orders, Lol, Had To Put Together A $1,000.00 Order Last Night At 10 Pm.

Hoping The Rain Will Hold Off Tomorrow! I Will Be In Bolivar, Mo Setting Up The City Of Bolivar Fireworks Show Tomorrow Morning! It Is A Free Show And It Will Be Held At The College!

I Sure Hope This Post Has Helped Someone!

Dan

Thanks DMW for all your advice had a nice display based on your recommendations.

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Originally Posted by Mr Zip

Thanks DMW for all your advice had a nice display based on your recommendations.

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YOUR WELCOME MR ZIP! GLAD I WAS ABLE TO HELP OUT!