Deer hunting again

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For you deer hunters.
Doc finally gave me permission to go deer hunt last weekend. Wow what a week end.
I couldn't use a long gun, get in a stand, or go more than 100 yards into the woods.


Here's my story.
I got to my hunting area and made myself comfortable on a nice soft lawn chair with my back pillow. Just as the sun came up a couple of doe came into range. They kept looking behind them. We all know what that means. Buck following them. I waited for about 20 minutes and finally he showed himself about 45 to 50 yards from me. Man oh man he was huge. The biggest buck I've ever seen. As he slowly closed the distance between us my heart was beating out of my chest. I just knew he was going to hear it. Head to ground, here he comes oblivious to everything but those 2 hot doe. 35 yards, 30 yards, 25 and at 20 yards I cocked my 44 Mag, took aim, and squeezed the trigger. Of all the times a person has to go pee. I just couldn't hold it any longer. Sooooo I woke up got out of bed,went to the bathroom.

LOL. This by the way isn’t original. I heard it else where and liked it.