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    Default A little poem for my beautiful wife


    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life.
    I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I wake up screaming.
    Kind intelligent loving and hot; this describes everything you are not.
    I want to feel your sweet embrace; but don't take that paper bag off your face.
    I love your smile,your face and your eyes. Darn I'm good at telling lies.
    My feelings for you no words can tell. Except for maybe go to he77.
    What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka and one part lime......



    Wife said I could print this...........
    A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE

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    It’s a good thing you had permission!

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    Yep a man who eats many prunes gets a good run for his money........
    A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE

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    Must be feeling sorry for your old cantankerous butt.
    glad your up and typing

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    guess you have a nice dog house out back

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    good 1
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    Guy... GUYS! Don't read this aloud to the wife... DON'T!
    The best way to get to where you want to be in the future is to act like you are there TODAY.

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    Good thing my lady doesn't fall into this category.
    I'm one of the few blessed ones out there.
    She's perfect and I tell her that often.
    Standing in the Gap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit Papermouth View Post
    She's perfect
    Someone didn't keep their CDC password private?

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    Yep. Don't tell Greg.
    And shame on you Monty!
    Standing in the Gap

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