Fisherman and marriage.
Fishing joke
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,he was organizing his fishing gear. His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking,
now that we are married I think it's time you quit fishing. Maybe you should sell your fishing stuff."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“
The best way to get to where you want to be in the future is to act like you are there TODAY.