Things I learned at Truman Spring Camp 2012

I learned whats in Jacks boat , Dont stay in Jacks boat very long!!!!!!!!!

Is wine spelled right? Should it be whine? Just checking.

I learned that Jack Is a nice guy , no matter what Bill said about him!!!!!!!!!

Skeeter's Apple Pie is Delicious!!!!!!!!
But it can sneak up on ya!

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Originally Posted by keeferfish

Jackb has the only fishing boat with a wine cellar. :notworthy

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How the heck did I get dragged into this?? Let us set the record straight.
A. Apkape does not know how to park a boat and trailer UNLESS it blocks EVERYBODY in.
B. Joedog needs to attend AA meetings.
C. Keefer owes me gas money for using my truck to FIND Joedog.
D. The wine celler in my boat was left over from a lady I dated who liked it. The reason it was still in there was I gave her an ultimatum while on the water; she chose to swim back. (you can fill in the blanks here)
E. Joedog was/is a human coaster.
F. Now, if this goes ANY further I will include pics of Keefer "rescuing" Joedogs scantily clothed body form the shower house. Never heard it called "rescuing" before, but hey, it was two consenting adults:Rofl:Rofl:bashnonono:cheers2:dono:popcorn

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Originally Posted by jackb

C. Keefer owes me gas money for using my truck to FIND Joedog.
I will include pics of Keefer "rescuing" Joedogs scantily clothed body form the shower house.

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That's why you sold the truck. :dono

It wasn't Truman but a LOZ camp a few years back, I remember Bwillaub having a few too many one night. The next day, he wasn't feeling so good. When we got out on the main lake and the waves started rocking the boat hard enough to throw us out, Bob turned the best shade of chartreuse green I ever saw.

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Originally Posted by jackb

How the heck did I get dragged into this?? Let us set the record straight.
A. Apkape does not know how to park a boat and trailer UNLESS it blocks EVERYBODY in.
B. Joedog needs to attend AA meetings.
C. Keefer owes me gas money for using my truck to FIND Joedog.
D. The wine celler in my boat was left over from a lady I dated who liked it. The reason it was still in there was I gave her an ultimatum while on the water; she chose to swim back. (you can fill in the blanks here)
E. Joedog was/is a human coaster.
F. Now, if this goes ANY further I will include pics of Keefer "rescuing" Joedogs scantily clothed body form the shower house. Never heard it called "rescuing" before, but hey, it was two consenting adults:Rofl:Rofl:bashnonono:cheers2:dono:popcorn

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Let's just set the record straight:

Bill offered me an ultimatum and I chose to get a ride back to the campsite.

Guess I was still drunk.

Maybe if she'd have drank the wine in your boat, things woulda turned out differently for you? Just sayin'.

Cleaning fish can be an art form especially when you camp next to the Michelangelo of filleting fish. Bwillaub wields the knife with the steady hands of a brain surgeon.

Joe taught me if you forget your pillow just Improvise! It’s Crappie Camp Dang It!