My Favorite Animal

[namgrunt]

LOVE THIS, here is your laugh for the day

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

[Hookin'&Cookin']

Boy after my own hart loves me some KFC,

[Kit Papermouth]

Wish they would drop their prices back to normal levels.
Anymore, I only go when I have a coupon.

[dfar]

Great post. There is a lot of TRUEism's in that story.

[olesilverside]

Yep KFC done priced themselves out of my market, went to Sedalia last sunday and was going to get some fried chicken from the deli at Bings grocery store, deli wasn't open, and usually about $11 for 10 pieces and darn near as good as KFC..... so go across street to KFC and get the Bucket Pack 8pcs. with 2 sides, 8 hot wings total with tax $28.10 and pieces were real small, we won't be going back ever again...

[Charley41]

Havn't been to KFC since popeyes came into market... for 28.10 i'm sure i want be trying them out either

[springhillwantabe]

didn't know camdenton had a popeyes??

[Hookin'&Cookin']

Haven't ordered a bucket for some time didn't realize they had gotten that high generally just get a three piece ex crispy and a biscuit