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    Default Cheatin' Republicans


    Many of you may have heard this before but I thought it was funny:

    The Presidential election of 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.


    The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.


    It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.


    After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .


    There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.


    At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish..


    Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.



    That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'


    The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the democrats got together for the report of how the republicans were cheating.


    Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice."

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    hahahaha, that's funny I don't care what party affiliation you have.
    The fishing was so good I thought it was yesterday

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    X2

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    X3

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    dang that was funny.....

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    Good one!!!!!!
    WolfmanJack051
    Gambler Bass Boat

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    I'm deeply offended.









    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.

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    Now that is FUNNY.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by bwillaub View Post
    I'm deeply offended.
    well you should be BOB!!!
    May all your live wells be full.
    Dave

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    That FUNNY!! Thanks for sharing!
    Life is a game................ Fishin is SERIOUS!!!

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