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Thread: Going to a Royal's Baseball Game

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    Default Going to a Royal's Baseball Game


    A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling. Thinking things were going very well, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened"? The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine until a vendor passed by and yelled PEANUTS!"

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    ba'da'bing.... he'll be here all week, folks. Remember to tip your waitress.
    The best way to get to where you want to be in the future is to act like you are there TODAY.

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    Good one, but who hit a homer at a royals game??...
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    Anyone batting against our bullpen!!!!
    I believe in catch and release.....right into the grease!!!!!

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    Good one grunt , glad to see you posting again hope your feeling better

    A gun, like any other source of power, is a force for either good or evil, being neither in itself, but dependent upon those who possess it
    From an old movie I saw

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