Famous Batman Quotes just for JackB

[sevenfiftynine]

Well, I was going to stay out of this fray and let my brother Keeferfish fend for himself but when the oblivious truth about Smithville and it's fishermen was unveiled by the winged cape crusader himself, I can hold my fingers back no more!!!!

Here are a couple of appropriately famous Batman lines we may need to consider this weekend....

Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help! - Batman

Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch! - Batman

Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men
unconscious for hours! - Joker

You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker! - Robin

No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I've caught YOU, COLD! - Batman

Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied! - Penguin
Holy bill of rights, Batman! - Robin

Holy haberdashery, Batman! - Robin

Holy atomic pile, Batman! - Robin

Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! - Robin

Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. - Robin

The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny. - Robin

The opposite of a girl is a boy! - Robin

It's Alfred's emergency belt-buckle Bat-call signal! He's in trouble! - Batman

I never touch spirits. Have you some milk? - Batman

Same Bat time, Same bat channel. - Narrator

Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose! - Batman

Wait til they getta loada me - Joker

Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Joker

I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy. - Joker

You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! - Riddler

Tell the fat lady she's on in five. - Riddler

Oh I could go on for some time, but I think better with a beer in my hand and we are not heading south till tomorrow about this time.....until then....hold steady Keeferfish and stay tuned......same bat channel, same bat time!!!!!!!RoflRoflRofl

[DMW1960]

Rofl

[jackb]

I only spoke the truth,sheriff, can't arrest me for that; Keefer on the other hand.................