hunting in Missiouri

[badaxed]

A Coloradan and a Missourian were hunting in the Ozarks when an illegal alien runs across the field.
The Missourian takes careful aim, shoots, and drops him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.
"Sure I can, it's legal here in Missouri" replies the Missourian.
Later that day the Coloradan buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck while he opens the door. Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The Coloradan draws his pistol, shoots, and drops him. As he is getting his beer the police come by and arrest him. "But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Missouri" protests the Coloradan.


"Well yeah, it is" says the cop, "but you can't use bait!"

[bwillaub]

That's a goodun, Randy. I've heard it with an Alabam and a New Yorker.

[Bigby]

lol Pretty funny.