This Is The Captian Speaking

[old fuzzy]

This is the Captain Speaking


Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Oslo. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relaxand... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the Captain came back on the PA; 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'


Ole, sitting in the plane yelled out: "Vat da Hell now, you should see da back of mine"


Rofl Rofl Rofl

[DMW1960]

Fuzzy leave it to you to find a good one! I almost lost my morning coffee on my laptop!

[smcfrln]

good one

[claybuster]

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