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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
the driveway jumping for
joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought,
'what the heck', and I starting
jumping up and down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down and told me that she
was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
'That's great I couldn't be happier
for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more'
I asked, What do you mean there's more.
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive.
DohHands Clapping
I used to date her.
Team Double D - " We're not famous, but we should be."
She running for President ??
Now thats funny and just what I needed after today. TGIF
I've met several people like thatDoh
GO BIG ORANGE !
I meant to behave, but there were just way too many other options available at the time.
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IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p
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