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  1. 10-18-2011, 04:13 PM #1
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    Default So the wife says to me...


    We were watching tv when out of the blue, my wife says to me, "You know, we're getting older
    but pregnancy is still a possibility. What do you think is the best method of birth control we
    could use?"

    I said, "Nudity."

    And that's when the fight started.    RoflRofl
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  2. 10-18-2011, 04:48 PM #2
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    Love it......Rofl
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    Lmao.
    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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    John I will send flowers!
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  5. 10-18-2011, 06:41 PM #5
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    Better hope she don't read this.
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  6. 10-18-2011, 07:08 PM #6
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    John.........You're just asking for a THUMP!!!!! LOL
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    that's gonna leave a bad mark.
    GO BIG ORANGE !

    I meant to behave, but there were just way too many other options available at the time.
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    lol
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    Thats so freakn funny. It sounds like she has a good since of humor like my wife still gets pissed but fun
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  10. 10-18-2011, 08:36 PM #10
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    That's funny right there!
    We do not want the gift of a fish; neither do we expect a lesson on fishing; what we direly need is a chance to fish
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