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Thread: Beer, Fishing, Golf and Sex

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    Default Beer, Fishing, Golf and Sex


    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and
    shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you
    buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

    "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

    "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay
    alive."

    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

    "What kind of disease would I want for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home
    for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know
    I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has
    given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex.

    I know most of us have seen this joke before, but I put it here on the boards to remind us that
    fishing is important to all of us, and it should never be given up!!

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    Guess I'm half way there Thumbs Up
    GO BIG ORANGE !

    I meant to behave, but there were just way too many other options available at the time.

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    That's pretty good.Thumbs Up

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    what's golf and sex

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    i still fish some

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    Hahahahahahahahah Stop! hahahahahaha No, STOP! I can't breathe, hahahahahahahaha

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