As a senior citizen (and Crappie dot com member) was
driving down the freeway, his cellphone rang. Answering,
he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way
on Interstate 71. Please be careful!'

'Heck,' he said,
'It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!'

Who do you think it is? Put your answer below.

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Three retirees, all are Crappie dot com members, & each with
a hearing loss, went crappie fishing one August morning.

One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday..'
And the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

Do you know who those 3 could be?? Post your idea who they
are below!!