My daughter is coming up from college this weekend with her boy-toy of the month. She loves Rolling Rock beer. I like "real" beers and brew some of my own. Most of my beer holds a head for several minutes and you can't see through them. I have a joke with her that Rolling Rock/Bud/Miller/Coors are all like sex in a canoe. They are all f..king close to water.

So heres the joke. I'm going to buy a couple sixers of RollingR and dump it out or force it down. Than fill it with water, use my own beer self-caper and re-cap the bottles. I'm wondering how many she'll have to drink to notice....