We've got a problem with this camp deal!!!!!
And it all revolves around JackB.
You know the guy who is always on my case. Yeah, that JackB.
1st problem. I can't figure this guy out. He is always on my case about my vehicles and I never got the right kind, etc. Just can't make this guy happy. 
2nd problem. How long has this guy been a member? Well I could go look it up but don't want to. Thing is, how can this guy get that many posts in the amount of time he's been a member. I mean he just goes on and on and on and on and on. Doesn't matter what the subject is he's got some sort of something to say about it. Of course it is usually pretty funny. 
3rd problem. The guy who shows up at camp is like a completely different guy. Man, this guy could possibly be one of the nicest guys I've ever met. I can't figure him out. When he's hidding behind his computer he just goes on and on. When your talking to him in person you can't figure out how he can be the same guy. Nice, kind of sits back and takes it all in, compliments many on there day, nice to just sit down and have a chat with, would probably bend over backwards to help any of you out.
4th problem. I get this PM this morning from this alter ego fella stating that he won't be able to make it to camp. Says he has to work the weekend of camp and will not be able to make it. Well that sucks JackB. We all enjoy having you at camp and we've got to figure a way out for you to get a couple days off and make it down to camp. Are we all going to have to call the dealership and request a couple days off for you or what? I mean I know as we have discussed before a Ford maintence department has to be one of the busyiest departments around but surely they can do without you for a couple of days.? How can we help a buddy out?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'