Men's Help Line

[kazualobzerver]

Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?

[beagle man]

oh my. '''''..... hope the crack was not to bad

[Speck]

I'd definitely replace it. Dont trust a weld on something that important!!!

[grb22]

Looks like your wife will be busy with her own hobbies, so you should have more time for fishing this year........ congrats on that! I say go ahead and replace it just to be safe.

That is too funny.Rofl

[Smitty 79]

Lol!!

[badaxed]

[jackb]

Rofl

[FROSTY]

Think I would want to do a little CLOSER Inspection in the daylight.

[C N]

Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?

After that........ I believe you should be able to replace the entire boat/motor/trailer with your dream RIG and get ZERO complaints from the "little woman"!!!!

[Joedog]

Good un, Steve! I'll be retelling that one!