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  1. 01-16-2011, 06:24 PM #1
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    MISSING NOVA SCOTIAN WIFE
    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
    "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
    "Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
    The Mounties looked at each other.
    One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
    Which do you want to hear first?"
    Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said
    "Give me the bad news first."
    The second Mountie said,
    "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
    "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
    Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
    The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
    Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
    The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
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  2. 01-16-2011, 09:20 PM #2
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    thats just not right........funny though.lol
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  3. 01-17-2011, 05:48 AM #3
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    Good stuff....lol
    For a full line of soft plastics, jig heads,
    jigging and casting rods, fluid beds and more see us at
    www.simplycrappie.com

    http://stores.ebay.com/Simply-Crappie
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  4. 01-17-2011, 10:44 AM #4
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    Nice!
    "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

    Dave
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  5. 01-17-2011, 08:09 PM #5
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    I will be telling that...good one!
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  6. 01-18-2011, 10:24 AM #6
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    outstanding.
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  7. 01-19-2011, 12:15 AM #7
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    Oh man!!!! That just ain't right but it Is pretty funny
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