> I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
> needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas
> with the beat of the music.
>
> After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
> and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
>
> Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
>
> ...and how was your day?