Women hard to figure out??

[olesilverside]

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.


I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself . . . how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

[pvchief1]

That's one of the best I've heard in awhile, LOL!!

[awindo4u]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smitty 79]

I don't care who ya r that's just funny!!

[bugman]

Good stuff monty.

["G"]

Bwahahaha.....good one :D

[got crappie]

LOL good one Monty

[C N]

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.


I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself . . . how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FROSTY]

But even with a piece of tail......I doubt you could get it UP!........You've got to fast....and hit the conditions just right. As she sores off into space, only then you can relax and look at what you have achieved.:rolleyes::D:D

[olesilverside]

a little tail off a kite would be a major sucess for me............