One for Badaxed and OTD (and Rugs)

[C N]

Ole And The Accident:

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.

"Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, "Vell, I tell ewe vat happened.
I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'"

Ole said, "Vell, I yust got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Minnesota Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now, several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." the lawyer insisted.


By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da udder.”

“I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after da accident da Minniesoda Highway Patrolman came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he vent over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes."

"Den the Patrolman came across da road, gun still in his hand, looked at me and said, ‘How are you feeling?'"

"Now vat da hell vould EWE say?" :D

[jackb]

Ha ha good one; now...who has the Wisers?

[OnTimeDelivery]

Wiser @ Badaxed house & OTD cabin-Randy brings his own--I'm too cheap to buy it if I knew where to buy it. Kessler suits me just fine.--I actuall saw that accident here in WI & was a witness that didn't have to be called:D

[old fuzzy]

Funny

[badaxed]

You Betcha! Well Jack B, See this wisers make you lay down and be motionless for sometime Ya!

[rugsrme]

Dat vas a guut van Mrs. Nooovice

[Speck]

LMAO!!!! but you Yankees sho talk funny!