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    Default Warning OLD DW IS GOING NUDE!


    As some of you know I am in Sioux City, South Dakota setting up a fireworks store. Well I have been up here since May 5, and the pile of dirty clothes was getting kind of large. Normally I would beg PW58 to drive up and do my laundry. But since it would be a 1,000 mile turn for her I decided I would just do it myself. After thinking about 5 minutes on that idea you know what I decided to do find a place to do it for me!

    Ok so I drive across town about 10 miles and find this Laundry that will do my clothes for so much per pound. I went in with my bag and the lady said put it on the scales. Ouch 40 pounds! Went back tonight and picked it up. All folded nice and clean but I am out $40.00.

    I THINK IF IT WASN'T SO COLD UP HERE I WOULD JUST SAVE THE MONEY AND WALK AROUND NUDE! BUT IT MIGHT SCARE THE CUSTOMERS AWAY!

    PS: Honey, dear, PW58, Paula would you please meet me in Lineville, MO in a few weeks and do my laundry for me please?

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    hope ya checked all the pockets

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    As some of you know I am in Sioux City, South Dakota setting up a fireworks store. Well I have been up here since May 5, and the pile of dirty clothes was getting kind of large. Normally I would beg PW58 to drive up and do my laundry. But since it would be a 1,000 mile turn for her I decided I would just do it myself. After thinking about 5 minutes on that idea you know what I decided to do find a place to do it for me!

    Ok so I drive across town about 10 miles and find this Laundry that will do my clothes for so much per pound. I went in with my bag and the lady said put it on the scales. Ouch 40 pounds! Went back tonight and picked it up. All folded nice and clean but I am out $40.00.

    I THINK IF IT WASN'T SO COLD UP HERE I WOULD JUST SAVE THE MONEY AND WALK AROUND NUDE! BUT IT MIGHT SCARE THE CUSTOMERS AWAY!

    PS: Honey, dear, PW58, Paula would you please meet me in Lineville, MO in a few weeks and do my laundry for me please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cook View Post
    hope ya checked all the pockets
    Cook that was the first thing I did was unbag everything and check the pockets and then rebag everything thing before I left.

    If I don't leave some money in my pockets at home, PW don't think she is getting paid to do the laundry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    What kind of cheese goes best with that WHINE??????
    Novice, your several hundred miles closer to me than PW. What about helping a guy out? Granted I used to do laundry all the time, well most of the time when I was single but that has been a few years ago! I did own my own washer and dryer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    Novice, your several hundred miles closer to me than PW. What about helping a guy out? Granted I used to do laundry all the time, well most of the time when I was single but that has been a few years ago! I did own my own washer and dryer.

    I'd help you out alright. How good do you look in PANK? I've heard that if you wash reds with whites and use hot, you get a lovely shade of PANK? !
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    Novice please say you will do DMW's laundry and then dye every thing PANK!:D:D:D



    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    Novice, your several hundred miles closer to me than PW. What about helping a guy out? Granted I used to do laundry all the time, well most of the time when I was single but that has been a few years ago! I did own my own washer and dryer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radioactive View Post
    Novice please say you will do DMW's laundry and then dye every thing PANK!:D:D:D
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